Melugin, you sound like my grandson. When he is around and a sales call comes in I let him answer.
He starts off in a Japanese/English dialect and immediately scolds the caller because he can’t reply in Japanese. Funniest conversation you ever heard. The caller soon gives up and we all have a good laugh.

Yeah, "do not call" sounded good until they exempted politicians and non-profits. Heck, those amount to
about 90% of the calls I get. 👿

JW in Dixie